UTOPIA: Smart Politician

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Smart Politician

  • Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM,HARI INI SAMPAI" wow! that's too advanced!
  • The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said: "Kemaluan saya besar"
  • On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada" no breast sucking! wtf!
  • Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong di sini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied, "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!" oh, pandai betul dia nie!
  • Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
  • During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!" no peeing?
  • During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.." wuahaha, i like tis one alot! donate our virginity...
  • During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")
  • At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain" mari sama-sama buka!
  • Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar" OMG?!!!
  • And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS. PLUS=Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy. Is this a slogan? smart ass!

The above are just some jokes, no intention to offend anyone ;-)

4 comments :

x said...

tak dak sungei kita bina sungei ...wukakakakakakak
bodoh nya

jam said...

Samy is the biggest idiot!

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Nux V said...

X: memang pun!

jam: yes, agree...an idiot trying to fool us ;P

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