Smart Politician

• Samy Velu on pos laju "BESOK KIRIM,HARI INI SAMPAI" wow! that's too advanced!
• The one on TV when in trying to say he was ashamed, he said: "Kemaluan saya besar"
• On drugs, "Jangan hisap dada" no breast sucking! wtf!
• Samy said in a ceramah "Kita akan bina satu jambatan untuk orong-orong kampong di sini", one pakcik asked, "Datuk, sini takde sungai, buat apa bina jambatan?" and Samy glorious replied, "Kalau takde sungai, kita bina sungai!" oh, pandai betul dia nie!
• Samy's favorite quote on national television "Toll naik sikit, manyak marah saya. You ingat semua ini toll saya punya bapa punya kah!"
• During the water shortage crisis : "semua orang diminta jgn membuang aiyerr..!" no peeing?
• During blood donation campaign in Sg Siput: "..marilah kita semua menderma dara.." wuahaha, i like tis one alot! donate our virginity...
• During the opening speech of various function: "...selamat datang saudara-mara semua.." (actually is "saudara-saudari")
• At an opening ceremony: "mempersilakan Datin Paduka Rafidah Aziz naik ke pentas utk membuka kain" mari sama-sama buka!
• Commenting about his modesty: "sebenarnya, kemaluan saya sangat-sangat besar" OMG?!!!
• And lastly u know why our N-S Highway concessionaire is named PLUS. PLUS=Pungut Lebih Untuk Samy. Is this a slogan? smart ass!

The above are just some jokes, no intention to offend anyone ;-)