UTOPIA: Who is in charge?

Wednesday, January 14, 2015

Who is in charge?

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.

Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story? The asshole is always in charge.

7 comments :

Princess Ribbon said...

Haha, very funny la, I'm still thinking about your post.. I'm laughing when I see the Homer picture - Keep calm, I'm an asshole, eeewwww...

[SK] said...

yeah agree, Keep Calm and YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!!

:D :D :D LOL

Hayley said...

Heard bout this before, quite true xDD

RealGunners said...

Hahahaha!! I'm going to share this post on my FB!! :D :D

mun said...

Hahahaha, this is really funny. Not funny to the person in charged though, hehehe so don't let that person see this.

Small Kucing said...

LOL......funny

Hey....ngum ngum this post...at the bottom there is one Constipation ads going on

Nux V said...

Princess Ribbon: well the asshole is always in charge...that's the truth rite?

SK: 100% agree!

Hayley: yeapz!

RealGunners: u r not afraid of some asshole reading it?

Mun: the asshole is everywhere...can't hide this from him/her.

Small Kucing: LOL! so coincident one?!

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