Sunday, September 30, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-inplan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped infavour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben adeterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in zeforst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Well, my account is yet to reach one month old, thus I can’t really comment about it. So far, I have been earning a little from them, and has seen some minor increment on my earnings.
I am looking forward to have my first pay cheque…And hopefully to be like those winners as shown below…Readers, you can stand a chance to be like them too!
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The story goes here:
Readers, as I m unsure if this piece of info is true...u hav to jugde it for yourself, perhaps clarify with MPK.
Saturday, September 15, 2007
I had heard some really bad news happening to my cousin who came to Kepong on 3 August 2007 in the morning. Due to she do not know the ways around this area, and she is driving, so she drive really careful and slow on the road heading to the destination she wanted to head.
On the way ( Jalan Kepong ) in front of the Carrefour, she told me that a cab was in front of her car the whole way from Jinjang. The cab was like trying to make her bang his car because the driver was like purposely speed up then slow down by stepping on the brake. When she trying to over take the cab, the cab purposely turn to her car and hit her car.
Then my cousin was so afraid and she go down and checked her car (sorry to tell that I could not tell her plat no.) . She just got her new driving licence and she never had an accident before. After that, I been told by my cousin that the driver offering her to bring her to the nearby police station and she did not even refuse to follow him. ( I duno why)
I really do not know why my cousin can follow that idiot by riding on his cab. She do not know the direction at all in Kepong, and she just following him. Myself is from Kepong, and I know that from Jalan Kepong to the nearby police station was not far. Inside the cab, she smell some essence, and she started to felt weird and dizzy. But she said before she unconscious, she can felt that the car was stopped at a high building under construction and the driver started to start 'his action' on her.
What happen next, no one know…….SON OF THE BITCH THE DRIVER.
Once she woke up, she realize that she was lying on the bus station that still not been operated and what happen she did not know. And she dare not report to the police and come and tell my family regarding this because her family life style is kinda weird and we understand that she will been scolded and slapped by her parents for this.
Guys, EVERYONE … pls help me to tell all others ( your family, your beloved one) to get away from this cab….. I do not want anything happen to others anymore…. Nowadays, cab really making and giving a lot troubles to the society.
Pls forward to as many people as possible …
My cousin been acting weird and hiding herself from others because she crying and said that she no longer 'clean' and started to starve herself.... EVERYONE PLS...
AVOID FROM THIS Taxi with plat no: HWC 2726
Disappointed guy from Kepong
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
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