Sunday, September 30, 2007

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

ich verstehe nicht!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-inplan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped infavour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben adeterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in zeforst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

Sunday, September 23, 2007 - Blog Advertising in Asia!

I am quite new to Adverlets and has yet to cash out before, but still it doesn’t dampen my spirit of getting a chance to win RM20 by writing a review on it.
Well, my account is yet to reach one month old, thus I can’t really comment about it. So far, I have been earning a little from them, and has seen some minor increment on my earnings.
I am looking forward to have my first pay cheque…And hopefully to be like those winners as shown below…Readers, you can stand a chance to be like them too!
Practically, I do prefer advertising via Adverlets, as their website is more organized and it is much more easier for me to check on my earnings. I had tried Nuffnang, but somehow, most of the time, their ad box takes longer time to load as compared to Adverlets. I guess this is why many bloggers have switched to using Adverlets too ;P
For more details on the contest you may visit their site “ - Blog Advertising in Asia!”.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Beijing Olympic Logo: Where has it derived from?

Just a joke, no offence to the Chinese people and their government...

Source: Unknown

Weird species - Hybrid of Butterfly and Human?

Can you believe this???
It does look like a tiny human with wings, and if you observe clearly, it has fingers and the head resembles that of a monkey...

Fake 50 cent coins?

I got the below information from a circulated email. Please read the below and judge if this is true...

The story goes here:

I would like to share with your readers about an incident today when I pay for my parking fee in Klang. After I have parked my car, I walked to the self-service car park machine to pay for an hour's parking fee (50 sen in Klang, 60 sen in Petaling Jaya and 40 sen in Shah Alam for an hour). Everything seemed to be fine.
The machine printed out a parking coupon and after displaying the coupon at the vehicle's dashboard, I went to perform my errands nearby. When I was walking back towards my car, I saw a uniformed officer from the Klang Municipal Council (MPK) looking around at my car. He then acted as if he is going to issue a summon to my car. I ran towards him and asked him if everything is OK. I told him that I have paid for my parking and he can see the coupon clearly on the dashboard.
To my shock, the MPK officer said that he planned to issue a summon to me because the 50 sen coin that I had used to pay for the parking fee was a fake coin. The officer mentioned that if a person used a fake coin to pay for the parking fee, it means that no parking fee has been paid. The MPK officer also showed to me how to read the parking coupon and spot if the coins used are fake or not (see the attached graphics -"TOKEN" means that the coins used are fake). Luckily, the officer understood my situation and decided not to issue any summon to me. Having said that, I would like to share this experience and knowledge with your readers so that the unsuspected citizens can give special attention when paying for their parking fee at the self-service machines to avoid being innocently penalised.

Readers, as I m unsure if this piece of info is true...u hav to jugde it for yourself, perhaps clarify with MPK.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Klang Valley folks...Please Take Note!

Another horrible case happened in Klang Valley....Please take note and spread this news to your loved ones.

Dear Readers,

I had heard some really bad news happening to my cousin who came to Kepong on 3 August 2007 in the morning. Due to she do not know the ways around this area, and she is driving, so she drive really careful and slow on the road heading to the destination she wanted to head.

On the way ( Jalan Kepong ) in front of the Carrefour, she told me that a cab was in front of her car the whole way from Jinjang. The cab was like trying to make her bang his car because the driver was like purposely speed up then slow down by stepping on the brake. When she trying to over take the cab, the cab purposely turn to her car and hit her car.

Then my cousin was so afraid and she go down and checked her car (sorry to tell that I could not tell her plat no.) . She just got her new driving licence and she never had an accident before. After that, I been told by my cousin that the driver offering her to bring her to the nearby police station and she did not even refuse to follow him. ( I duno why)

I really do not know why my cousin can follow that idiot by riding on his cab. She do not know the direction at all in Kepong, and she just following him. Myself is from Kepong, and I know that from Jalan Kepong to the nearby police station was not far. Inside the cab, she smell some essence, and she started to felt weird and dizzy. But she said before she unconscious, she can felt that the car was stopped at a high building under construction and the driver started to start 'his action' on her.

What happen next, no one know…….SON OF THE BITCH THE DRIVER.

Once she woke up, she realize that she was lying on the bus station that still not been operated and what happen she did not know. And she dare not report to the police and come and tell my family regarding this because her family life style is kinda weird and we understand that she will been scolded and slapped by her parents for this.

Guys, EVERYONE … pls help me to tell all others ( your family, your beloved one) to get away from this cab….. I do not want anything happen to others anymore…. Nowadays, cab really making and giving a lot troubles to the society.

Pls forward to as many people as possible …

My cousin been acting weird and hiding herself from others because she crying and said that she no longer 'clean' and started to starve herself.... EVERYONE PLS...

AVOID FROM THIS Taxi with plat no: HWC 2726

Disappointed guy from Kepong

What the World Eats

What you'l see below is truly an eye-opener...While some of us take for granted of all the goodies that we hav, certain parts of the world is merely starving and only spent around $1.23 per week for food.
It's nice to see families posing with their foods. If you are analytical enough, try comparing those food taken in developed countries and those in 3rd world countries...

Germany : The Melander family of Bargteheide
Food expenditure for one week: 375.39 Euros or $500.07
Favorite foods: fried potatoes with onions, bacon and herring, fried noodles with eggs and cheese, pizza, vanilla pudding

United States : The Revis family of North Carolina
Food expenditure for one week : $341.98
Favorite foods : spaghetti, potatoes, sesame chicken

Japan : The Ukita family of Kodaira City
Food expenditure for one week : 37,699 Yen or $317.25
Favorite foods : sashimi, fruit, cake, potato chips
Italy : The Manzo family of Sicily Food expenditure for one week : 214.36 Euros or $260.11 Favorite foods: fish, pasta with ragu, hot dogs, frozen fish sticks

Great Britain : The Bainton family of Cllingbourne Ducis
Food expenditure for one week : 155.54 British Pounds or $253.15
Favorite foods : avocado, mayonnaise sandwich, prawn cocktail, chocolate fudge cake with cream
Kuwait : The Al Haggan family of Kuwait City
Food expenditure for one week : 63.63 dinar or $221.45
Family recipe: Chicken biryani with basmati rice

Mexico : The Casales family of Cuernavaca
Food expenditure for one week: 1,862.78 Mexican Pesos or $189.09
Favorite foods: pizza, crab, pasta, chicken

China : The Dong family of Beijing
Food expenditure for one week : 1,233.76 Yuan or $155.06
Favorite foods: fried shredded pork with sweet and sour sauce

Poland : The Sobczynscy family of Konstancin-Jeziorna
Food expenditure for one week : 582.48 Zlotys or $151.27
Family recipe : Pig's knuckles with carrots, celery and parsnips

United States : The Caven family of California
Food expenditure for one week : $159.18
Favorite foods : beef stew, berry yogurt sundae, clam chowder, ice cream

Egypt : The Ahmed family of Cairo
Food expenditure for one week : 387.85 Egyptian Pounds or $68.53
Family recipe: Okra and mutton

Mongolia : The Batsuuri family of Ulaanbaatar
Food expenditure for one week : 41,985.85 togrogs or $40.02
Family recipe: Mutton dumplings
Ecuador : The Ayme family of Tingo
Food expenditure for one week : $31.55
Family recipe: Potato soup with cabbage
Bhutan : The Namgay family of Shingkhey Village
Food expenditure for one week : 224.93 ngultrum or $5.03
Family recipe: Mushroom, cheese and pork
Chad : The Aboubakar family of Breidjing Camp
Food expenditure for one week : 685 CFA Francs or $1.23
Favorite foods : soup with fresh sheep meat

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

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Another classical master piece, well-composed lyrics....with touching words...*tears rolling down

'Tag Me' Bar @ Sri Petaling

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