Thursday, April 12, 2012

Customer Feedback

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gor-geous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.
  
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."
That's Brand Recognition.
 
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!!!!

2 comments:

  1. I like it!
    Are these examples from personal experience of how rich guys have approached you?

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  2. Thanks John. I hope there will be some rich guy bumping into me, but till now I hav yet to meet one.

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